WEwiHaPaHE (Web Engineer with Hair Past Her Elbows) is a RockStar, President, Astronaut, and Spaceship Captain who saves the human race in the first movie, Evacuation Earth. Her spaceship is a used Army ship with a lead based hull. It's an Entertainment ship and has the largest holodeck known to mankind. And EVERYBODY knows: Tuesdays 2-4pm its California hour in the holodeck...
Presto Manifesto is WEwiHaPaHE's project manager. She was mentioned during the first 3 movies, but had never been seen and people were starting to believe she was a figment of WEwiHaPaHE's imagination. She makes her first appearance in the 4th movie, but she's awfully quiet - we're still awaiting her first words.
The Snazifier is where you go to get One of These Things™. The Snazifier is the back end, One of These Things is the front end. Put your thinking cap on and Snazify your own One of These Things.
Expect the Best. Plan for the Worst.Unknown FEMA Employee